Something funny happened on the way to New Guinea…………

August 17, 2008 · → No Comments - Make Comment

Well – it wasn’t really FUNNY -HAHA. But at the end of the day – I sure had to have a sense of humour and an easy going attitude to get me through.

On route to Lihir Island, Papua New Guinea with my client early this month – a few things happened which would certainly stop most people in their tracks.

On arrival at Sydney Airport at 6:00am – I was informed that PNG’s national carrier had changed planes ( smaller plane) and that I didn’t have a seat on it. My client Marcus was already though immigration and in the Qantas Club having the ONLY real coffee we were going to get for 5 days……………………………

I was told that only after check-in closed would I know if I had a seat on the plane. There were 5 of us standing by the check-in counter in a quiet panic.

No amount of jumping up and down and panic stricken phone calls was going to make a hill of beans of difference in this situation. Long story short – we made it on the flight – getting our boarding passes one by one ( I was last) 15 minutes before the flight was scheduled to depart.

As punishment for getting on the plane – about – 20 of us didn’t receive our luggage at the other end.

So – I had arrived on a tropical island after a very long day of travel and set for 4 more days of intensive work – “sans luggage”.

Marcus had called ahead to let the crew know that I need to have in my room ” all the things that a woman needs”. They were told to prepare for a “small” woman.

When I arrived – there were indeed – all the toiletries in the world that a woman could want – AND more……….. and a pile of small clothes ( not a small pile of clothes – a pile of small clothes) on the bed. The girls had done their best at the local market.

They had also lovingly put a fruit and cheese platter in the fridge – SO thoughtful. That’s “rockstar” service if you ask me!

YOU’RE NOT SMALL……………..

Never have three words had so much impact on me – or made me laugh so much.

The first thing Tarama ( the girl whose task it was to create my room) said was – after looking me up and down :” You’re not small – they told me you were small – you’re not small”

To which I replied : ” I would have said medium myself”

I was introduced from then on as: “This is Sue. She’s NOT small”

SO here’s how it panned out:

  • the clothes very thoughtfully selected for me ( from a limited local market selection mind you) and washed and ironed – would have fit a 16 year old girl – either that or I would have looked like a hooker wearing them.
  • one very thoughtful staff member bought me a t-shirt and copped an absolute ribbing from the bosses for it. ( It was very sweet – you guys are SO mean)
  • I was given a new pair of steel capped work boots to save killing my new leather boots on the rocky paths. TWO sizes too big tho – so I clomped around like “olive oyl” for a few days – the steel caps doing absolutely NO good if I had have tripped over and face planted the road.
  • my luggage finally arrived Sydney -via Brisbane- Via Port Moresby – Via Rabaul -to Lihir afternoon of the 3rd day. I left at the break of day on day 5. Thanks Air Nugini……………………. NOT

Thanks though to NCS for such care and “rock star” treatment. I truly had a ball up on Lihir and can’t wait to come back!

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